how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

my mind says homework

but my heart says internet

01427:

forget i said anything
my mouth is dizzy
i’ll try to talk and end up
saying something about the weather
when i mean to say 
i miss you
and i don’t even miss you

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

w-a-v-e:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once